Jet Pack International H2O2

For a mere few hundred grand the future is here! As terrified of heights as I am, this would still be wicked cool to try.

Better though, strap on a jetpack while taking your Segway for a spin. When you get to some rough terrain, use the jetpack to carry both you and the Segway through/over said terrain. :o)

That way, we can have absolutely zero exercise in our lives. :)